i’m putting a puppy on my amazon wishlist
im putting you on mine so that we can both get a bitch for Christmas
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun
the best condoms money can buy
The anthropologists decided that this tribe was to remain “uncontacted”.
This is one of the best things iv seen today
I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV
also as an added bonus
THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST COMIC I HAVE EVER HAD THE SINCEREST PLEASURE TO READ.
THIS KID IS A FUCKING COMIC GENIUS